01 - 幽默感

[irishblue]

主唱：何韻詩
作曲：hocc@goomusic
填詞：黃偉文
編曲：青山大樂隊
監製：青山大樂隊．hocc@goomusic


在最壞最壞那日　遇最壞最壞那事
是他讓生命不用壞到底
在最悶最悶那刻　陪最悶最悶那位
是這段配樂托起一切　還未領略　絕招的真諦
現在就來具體

在假日裡沒節目　電腦又發現中毒
換衣服出外　身段又發福
下雨避進郵政局　又見舊愛人殺出
而你頭髮上有餅乾碎

霉運繼續來　若果不反對　現在是時候哭
或另覓尋下台路　不哭

當你步行在那漫天槍炮下　當你昨日抱著的跟了他
當你造型受到大眾的責罵　即管講笑話
就劃圓稜角吧　讓事情漫畫化　矛盾地笑一下

在最壞最壞那日　遇最壞最壞那事
像失業之日車又撞了燈　
在最悶最悶那刻　陪最悶最悶那位
連那人也嫌你不吸引
危難拍著門　若果躲不了　就迎著極殘酷一生
自行落調味品

當你步行在那漫天槍炮下　當你昨日抱著的跟了他
當你造型受到大眾的責罵　急於(手爪)撮沙往上爬
就劃圓稜角吧　由事情漫畫化　矛盾地笑一下　會自嘲嗎

為何為何運程極差　問為何運程極差
實在條問題問得都算肉麻
自豪地承認它　在台上談論它　用遺憾提煉出搞笑吧
情願怕它　還是笑它

當你運程壞到箭咀都向下　可以借力製造一批笑話
起碼別人願意話你風趣吧　捐出安慰加送熱茶
當你被評力作在水準以下　當你背著個負資產養家
當你未籌大志就已衰老吧　不必(手爪)撮沙往上爬

能學成諧趣吧　能學成滑稽嗎
惆悵未算可怕　用笑著笑走它
別自尋煩惱吧　由事情漫畫化
來蓋住我傷疤

thanks to munmun and Gabi @ hocc.cc

[mungchacha]

In the worst of worst days Encountering the worst of worsts
It let life be away from the pit
At the dullest of dull with the most boring one
It's this piece of music uplifting everything yet to realize the true essence of this feat
Now it's time to be specific

In a holiday without plans the computer is infected with virus
Went out of the house the body has gained some weight
Seek refuge at the postal office from the rain ran into the ex
And there's crumbs on your hair

Bad luck keep coming If you dont mind It's time to cry now
Or find another way out Dont cry

When you tread under the rain of bullets When yours become his
When your image is reprimanded by people Feel free to joke
Just be tactful Let it be animated a contradictory smile able to laugh at oneself?


Why Why such foul luck Question why luck is so bad
Indeed asking this question raises goosebumps
Proud to admit it Proud to talk about it use regrets to refine comic
Prefer to fear it Or laugh at it

when your luck is so bad that your trajectory went down too can borrow strength to make jokes
At least someone would be willing to say your are humorous give you comfort and hot tea
When your opus magnum is harshly criticized When you are breadwinner laden with debts
When you are too weak to accomplish your goals No need to try too hard

Able to be humorous learn how to be funny?
Sadness isnt that scary Use laughter to make it go
Dont look for agony Let the matter turn animated
Come cover my wound